A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.