I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'