How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.