Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.