If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.