There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?