A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.