A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.