How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.