An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.