How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.