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Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?

It just wasn't their type anymore.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.