Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.