Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]