Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.