Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't