Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.