Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance