Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.