Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.