Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.