Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.