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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.