Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.