What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.