Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.