Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.