If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.