Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?