Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl