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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.