There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.