What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.