I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.