What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.