Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.