Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.