Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]