What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.