Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii