What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii