If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.