Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.