How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.