Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31