Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.