Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.