Gemakkelijk je verhuis zelf regelen

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

What goes after USA?

USB.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.