What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.