Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31