3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.