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Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the programmer go broke?

He used up all his cache

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?

It just wasn't their type anymore.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.