Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.