Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.