Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.