Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl