Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.