I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.