Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.