Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.