Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.