Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.