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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

What goes after USA?

USB.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'