Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.