Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.