What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.