Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.