What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.