Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache