What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.