How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.