There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.