Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)