What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.