If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.