Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.