I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.