Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.