What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl