Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"