Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.