3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.