Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.