I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.