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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.