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Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

Why did the programmer go broke?

He used up all his cache

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

What goes after USA?

USB.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.