What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.