Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.