Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.