Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.