Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.