Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.