Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.