What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.