There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.