['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.