How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.