What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.