What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.