Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.