Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.