Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.