Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.