Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.