A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.