Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.