Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.