What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.