A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer