What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache