A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.