What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'