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Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

What goes after USA?

USB.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"