Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.