An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.