Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.