Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii