3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.