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Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.