What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.