What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.