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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.