How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache