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What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.