Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.