Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?