Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.