Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.