How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.