Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.