Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.