The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.