Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31