Gemakkelijk je verhuis zelf regelen

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

What goes after USA?

USB.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.