What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]