Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.