Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.