Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.