Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.