What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.