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How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.