Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.