Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.