How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't