What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.