Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.