3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.