Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.