Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.