I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance