Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?