Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.