Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.