Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.