Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.