How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!