What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.