How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.