I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.