Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem