Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.