I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.