Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.