Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.