Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem