Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.