Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.