What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.