What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.