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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What goes after USA?

USB.

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.