Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.