Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.