What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl