How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.