What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.