Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't