Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.