How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.