Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is