3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance