How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.