test 1 - NL

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Why did the programmer go broke?

He used up all his cache

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.

Why was the font always tired?

It was always bold.

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.