What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"