Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.