Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.