Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.