Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?