Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.