Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.