Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?