Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.