What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.