test 1 - NL

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What goes after USA?

USB.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs.