The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)