What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]