Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'