Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.