['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.