Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.