test 1 - NL

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?