How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.