Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.