Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.