test 1 - NL

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer dark mode.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?