Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.