test 1 - NL

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance