Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem