Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.