What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl