How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.