How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.