['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?