test 1 - NL

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"