What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]