Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.