Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.