What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!