Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.