Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.