Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?