Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.