Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.