test 1 - NL

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

What goes after USA?

USB.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.