Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.