A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.