Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.