Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?