Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.