I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.