Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.