test 1 - NL

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

What goes after USA?

USB.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.