Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.