test 1 - NL

Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.