3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.