How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.