test 1 - NL

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.