A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.