Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?