What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.