Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.