The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.