If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.