What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.