Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'