Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance