What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.