test 1 - NL

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer dark mode.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.