How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.