Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.