If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.