Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache