What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.