Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.