Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.