Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.