Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.