Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.