Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.