How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?