What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.