A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.