The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl