Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.