How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.