Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.