Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]