Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.