Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.