What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'