Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl