test 1 - NL

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.