Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer