test 1 - NL

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?