How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.