Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.