Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.