test 1 - NL

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance