What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.