Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)