Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.