An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.