An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.