What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.