Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't