Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.