Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.