Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.