How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance