Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.