Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.