Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.