Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.