What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.