Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache