I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.