How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31