A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.