What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.