What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.