Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.