test 1 - NL

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.