['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.