Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.