What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.