If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.