['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.