Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.