Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.