I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.