Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.