Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.