test 1 - NL

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.