Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.