What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.