Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.