What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.