test 1 - NL

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.