test 1 - NL

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.