Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.