How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'