Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't