Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.