How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.