Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.