Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.