Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.