Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!