Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl