A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.