test 1 - NL

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What goes after USA?

USB.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why was the font always tired?

It was always bold.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.