A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31