Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.