Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.