['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't