What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.