Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'