Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.