Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'