I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.