Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is