Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is