Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]