3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem