What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.