Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.