What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.