test 1 - NL

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.