I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.