How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.