What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.