Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.