Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache