test 1 - NL

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl