I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)