Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'