How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.