Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.