test 1 - NL

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.