A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.