A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.