Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!