Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.