What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.