Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.