How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer