Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.