test 1 - NL

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer dark mode.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.