How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.