Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is