Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.