Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance