How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem