3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.