Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.