I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.