What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?