Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache