Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!