What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31