Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?