Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.