Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.