test 1 - NL

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?

It just wasn't their type anymore.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.