Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.