test 1 - NL

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.