Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.