The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.