3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.