Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!