How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.