Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem