How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.