Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.