What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"