What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.