Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.