Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.