What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.