Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)