There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.