Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.