Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.