A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.