Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.