Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.