Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.