The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.