Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.