Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.