What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]