Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.