Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem