test 1 - NL

What goes after USA?

USB.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer dark mode.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the programmer go broke?

He used up all his cache

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.