Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.