test 1 - NL

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.