There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.