test 1 - NL

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What goes after USA?

USB.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.