test 1 - NL

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance