test 1 - NL

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.