A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.