Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.