Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.