How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.