test 1 - NL

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Why was the font always tired?

It was always bold.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]