What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.