How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.