What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.