Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.