Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.