test 1 - NL

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

Why did the developer go to therapy?

They had too many unresolved issues.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.