Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.