test 1 - NL

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.