Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.