Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.