What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.