Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.