Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'