Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?