Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.