Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?