Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.