There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.