test 1 - NL

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.