What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.