Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.