What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.