Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't