Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.