How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii