test 1 - NL

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why did the programmer's wife leave him?

He didn't know how to commit.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?

It just wasn't their type anymore.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.