Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.