test 1 - NL

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't