How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.