What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'