Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.