How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.