What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.