What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.