Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is