Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?