test 1 - NL

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.