Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.