Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31