Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii