What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.