What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem