Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.