test 1 - NL

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.