Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.