Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.