Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.