Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.