Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.