Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.