What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.