Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.