Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl