I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.