Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.