Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.