Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.