Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?