What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.