Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.