Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.