Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]