Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl