Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.