Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'