Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.