A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.