Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.