A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.