What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.