Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance