A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.