test 1 - NL

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.