What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.