Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.