How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.