An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.