Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.