What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.