test 1 - NL

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

Why did the developer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.