What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.