Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.