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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?