test 1 - NL

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

He didn't know how to null his feelings.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.