How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.