How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.