Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)