Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii