Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.