How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.