Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.