An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.