What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.