What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance