Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)