Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.