A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.