What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.