A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem