Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.