test 1 - NL

Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?

It just wasn't their type anymore.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.