Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!