What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.