Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.