What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.