Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.