What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31