An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii