Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.