Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.