Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]