I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]