Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.