test 1 - NL

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why did the programmer go broke?

He used up all his cache

How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer dark mode.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why did the programmer quit their job?

They didn't get arrays.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?

It just wasn't their type anymore.