Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)