A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache