A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.