['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.