Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.