There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.