Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.