How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.