I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?