Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl