3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.