Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.