Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance