A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance