test 1 - NL

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.