A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem