test 1 - NL

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer dark mode.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.