What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.