Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance