How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.