Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.