What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?