Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache