Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.