Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.