Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.