Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.