Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.