Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.