What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.