Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.