test 1 - NL

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?

It just wasn't their type anymore.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.