What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31