What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.