test 1 - NL

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

Why did the developer go broke?

They kept spending all their cache.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

What goes after USA?

USB.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer dark mode.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why was the font always tired?

It was always bold.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.