Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.