test 1 - NL

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.