How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.