Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.