Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.