Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.