Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.