Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.