Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.