How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer