test 1 - NL

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

Why was the font always tired?

It was always bold.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl