Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.