Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.