Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.