Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.