Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"