I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.