Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't