Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii