Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.