If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance