The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is