What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.