Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)