Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache