Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.