test 1 - NL

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Why was the font always tired?

It was always bold.

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.