What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.