Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.