A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.