What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.