Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?