What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't