If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"