test 2 - NL

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Why was the font always tired?

It was always bold.

What goes after USA?

USB.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.