test 2 - NL

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"