What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.