A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.