If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.