Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.