What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.