Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]