Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.