Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't