A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii