What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?