Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.