Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.