Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.