Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.