What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.