Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.