What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.