There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.