Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.