To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31