A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.