Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii