Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance