Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.