What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.