Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.