How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.