Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.