What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]