Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.