Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.