Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.