3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.