Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.