Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.