Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.