Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.