What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.