Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.