Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.