What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.