test 2 - NL

What goes after USA?

USB.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Why was the font always tired?

It was always bold.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Why did the private classes break up?

Because they never saw each other.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't