What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance