What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache