A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.