test 2 - NL

Why don't React developers like nature?

They prefer the virtual DOM.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

Why did the designer break up with their font?

Because it wasn't their type.

What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?

A function component.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.