Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.