test 2 - NL

Why did the programmer go broke?

He used up all his cache

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?

Because it's bitter like their code.

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31