Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]