I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.