Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.