3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.