Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.