Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.