How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.