A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii