3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.