An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.