Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.