How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.