What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.