Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.