Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?