What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.