Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"