Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.