Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.