Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.