Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is