Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.