Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem