Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.