What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.