Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.