Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31