Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.