Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer