Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.