What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.