Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.