test 2 - NL

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

Why did the programmer go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs.