3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"