Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.