test 2 - NL

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.