Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.