Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.