Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.