What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'