There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer