What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.