To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.