A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.