What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.