Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"