Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.