Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't