Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.