Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer