['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.