Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.