If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.