Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.