Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache