Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.