Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.