Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.