A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't