Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?