Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.