test 2 - NL

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

Why don't programmers like nature?

There's too many bugs.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

How do you comfort a designer?

You give them some space... between the elements.

Why did the programmer go broke?

He used up all his cache

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii