What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.