What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.