Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.