How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.