Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.