I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.