Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!