Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"