There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.