Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.