A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.