test 2 - NL

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.