Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.