I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.