What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.