Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.