Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.