What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.