What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31