How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.