Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.