What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.