Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache