Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31