I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31