Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.