I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.