Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.