I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31