A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.