What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.