Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.