Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)