Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.