Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem