Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.