What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.