What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
To understand what recursion is...
You must first understand what recursion is