Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.