What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why was the font always tired?
It was always bold.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't