test 2 - NL

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?

He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.

Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?

He's adept at riffing in C#.

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.