What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs.