test 2 - NL

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?

They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?

They preferred to write in C#.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.