What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.