There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.