An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.