Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.