How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.