Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.