If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.