Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.