Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache