What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
How do you comfort a designer?
You give them some space... between the elements.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.