How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.