What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.