Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out
They couldn't find a table.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.