What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!