I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
What do you get when you cross a React developer with a mathematician?
A function component.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.
Why did the programmer always carry a pencil?
They preferred to write in C#.
Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?