Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate?
Because it's bitter like their code.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?