There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.