A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why don't React developers like nature?
They prefer the virtual DOM.
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)