Why did the programmer go broke?
He used up all his cache
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
What did the Java code say to the C code?
You've got no class.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.