Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why don't programmers like nature?
Too many bugs.