What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Why did the functions stop calling each other?
Because they had constant arguments.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
Why did the programmer quit their job?
They didn't get arrays.
A user interface is like a joke.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Where do programmers like to hangout?
The Foo Bar.