Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Parsing HTML with regex.
I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...
...but you might not get it.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
Why did the developer go broke?
They kept spending all their cache.
Why did the developer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Which song would an exception sing?
Can't catch me - Avicii
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.