How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None that's a hardware problem
How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer dark mode.
Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?
They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.