What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?
A cursor!
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?
To clean up all the bugs.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Why was the designer always cold?
Because they always used too much ice-olation.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.