Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why did the programmer go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why would a guitarist become a good programmer?
He's adept at riffing in C#.
The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.