The punchline often arrives before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?
Random Dude: [...💘]
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
A male developer often gets called as a Dev, then what would you call a female developer?
Devi.