Knock-knock.
A race condition. Who is there?
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program
the rest of them will write Perl
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays.
What's the best part about TCP jokes?
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.