There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance.
What did the router say to the doctor?
It hurts when IP.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?
It just wasn't their type anymore.
Where did the API go to eat?
To the RESTaurant.
['hip', 'hip']
(hip hip array)
A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer