test 3 - NL

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?

To clean up all the bugs.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why was the designer always cold?

Because they always used too much ice-olation.

What goes after USA?

USB.

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.