An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why did the developer go to therapy?
They had too many unresolved issues.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#.
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity.
Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
What's the best thing about a Boolean?
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
Why did the private classes break up?
Because they never saw each other.