Why did the designer break up with their font?
Because it wasn't their type.
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?
Because they use a strongly typed language.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...
'Can I join you?'
An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.
He goes nowhere.
Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?
Because they see sharp.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
He didn't know how to null his feelings.
Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?
He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.
Why did the programmer's wife leave him?
He didn't know how to commit.
How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?
Try it out on Internet Explorer